Saturday 21 April 2012

101 Things I hate!


101 things that annoy the dark villager

No.1
 
Corny headlines involving music
‘So and so HITS THE RIGHT NOTE’

AGAIN
And AGAIN
And AGAIN

In every newspaper
In every magazine
In the Cambs times, in the Peterborough Telegraph
In the Whittlesey magazine
In the church times newsletter
In the school bulletin

Every time there is anything or anyone doing anything good involving music it 100% starts ‘so and so HITS THE RIGHT NOTE’

ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

It’s corny, please stop!!!!
It’s not clever and it’s not funny

It’s a phrase based on a very weak musical analogy that should be used rarely and in its right place in situations NOT directly musical i.e. like a simile like: it’s greener than grass sort of thing

You don’t say it’s greener than grass ABOUT GRASS!!!!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE STOP DOING IT!!!!!

On a lighter note: Joke of the day:

What do a Vacuum vleaner and an electric guitar have in common?

Both suck when you plug them in :-)

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